i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

yeetusdeefetus:

i-am-a-fish:

I’m having SUCH a bad day could you please drop an image of that one dude from the Precambrian Era (you know the one)

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philbert my beloved

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The above two images are not described, the first one is a picture of an anomalocaris, a shrimp-like creature from the Cambrian Era. It has silly, black eyes with an orange, segmented body, a cascade of fins and two mandibles. The second image is an edit of the first image, with a pink glow, several pink and red hearts, and text that says "PHILBERT". This image is a screenshot of some tags from tumblr user "dogboyinuyasha", it reads: "#he is from the Cambrian not the Precambrian :( #you want a Precambrian creature look up spriggina. or like idk dickinsonia"ALT
This is another screenshot, this time of a comment from "downthegenderriver": "he is cambrian not precambrian i am suffering"ALT
This is the final of three screenshots, this one being tags from "hisgrumpyfriend": "#anomalocaris #she is from the CAMBRIAN era (not PRE) but i still love you fish"ALT

I have been informed that Philbert (anomalocaris) is not from the Precambrian Era.

they are instead from the Cambrian Era, they are one of the many lovely creatures we were given after the Cambrian Explosion.


It is with a heavy heart that I must delete this post, as I simply cannot stand to spread inaccurate information about Philbert, whom I love.

This post will be deleted in 24 Hours,

5:13 Eastern Standard Time

A black and white edit of Philbert, the text reads "Goodbye, Philbert" "This post will be deleted in 24 Hours, June 10th, 5:13 EST" The hearts originally surrounding Philbert have been replaced with a single, broken heart.ALT